That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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