i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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