lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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