Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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