We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's just like the Real World with babies
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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