id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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