Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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