plz talk dirty to me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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