Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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