Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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