That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
