i just google imaged poop.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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