when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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