i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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