BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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