i can't believe i had my finger in that
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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