Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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