It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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