but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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