doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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