i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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