I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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