listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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