yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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