Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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