Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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