Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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