don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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