I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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