omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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