I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We got so high we made milksteak
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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