would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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