I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
sick fucks of a feather flock together
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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