Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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