what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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