so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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