you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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