You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Plan B is the new Plan A
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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