you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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