I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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