By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So much Jack, so little girl.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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