I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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