I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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