Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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