Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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