Your face is a jimmy john
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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