Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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