My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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