What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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