respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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