I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
