Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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